An Introduction to the Two Houses: #teampanda, #teamsloth

Two animal kingdoms, both alike in dignity, 
In fair Albuquerque, where we lay our scene, 
From ancient grudge break to e-scrutiny, 
Where cuteness makes civil minds unclean. 

Bring forth the sacred flurry of the panda; the sloth- 
The two creatures in question that leave humans unhinged; 
Whose misadventured fleecy countenances, both-
With their victory bury their friends' revenge. 

The which if you with patient eyes attend, 
Vote now to serve; our toil shall strive to end.